I don't know if that's true, but I'll trust you anyway. If you want to be big boss man, head of a whole organization, you could stand to learn from me, because that's what I actually am.
If I may properly introduce myself: Captain Orla Rhatigan of the Lonely Sidhe, wanted in eight sectors for piracy, smuggling, and general disrespect of motherfuckers.
[ ... Huh. Well, actually, that is pretty interesting, not to mention useful, to know. Not that he knows what "the Lonely Sidhe" is or what "eight sectors" means, but the rest is all pretty self-explanatory. ]
I mean I do get what you're sayin, but I also pretty much AM the big boss man around here.
Around the Scratch, that is. Though I'll admit that you got my attention. I'm officially intrigued by your offer.
Before we get into that, what do you think I'm even offering?
[symptomatic of the problem tbh -- he wants to jump to the ultra-cool-sounding ~so what's the catch~ without even knowing what that catch is buying him.]
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Okay. Forget what we were talking about for a second.
[assuming he can follow the thread of the conversation at all]
How well do you keep secrets?
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I'm great at it.
So what's the secret?
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If I may properly introduce myself: Captain Orla Rhatigan of the Lonely Sidhe, wanted in eight sectors for piracy, smuggling, and general disrespect of motherfuckers.
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I mean I do get what you're sayin, but I also pretty much AM the big boss man around here.
Around the Scratch, that is.
Though I'll admit that you got my attention. I'm officially intrigued by your offer.
What's the catch?
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[symptomatic of the problem tbh -- he wants to jump to the ultra-cool-sounding ~so what's the catch~ without even knowing what that catch is buying him.]